tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347103825865623982.post8519621198706412594..comments2011-04-19T22:31:34.254-04:00Comments on Musings of a New Mom: High Chair Crime SceneLaurahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01563766429732921614noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347103825865623982.post-33063009355928741932008-10-14T08:55:00.000-04:002008-10-14T08:55:00.000-04:00Reminds me of a time with Grandpa Beating lunch wi...Reminds me of a time with Grandpa B<BR/>eating lunch with me, your Mom, Aunt Jane and Deb, I think.<BR/>Place; Papa Bears on Henderson Road<BR/>Vehicle: Sneeze<BR/>Projectile: corn on the cob<BR/>Antagonist : pepper<BR/><BR/>Pop, with napkin tucked in the neck of his brightly patterned shirt and a mouthful of freshly gnawed corn, began that all too familiar pre-sneeze load up of air into the lungs. As if choreographed, on the third inhalation, the others at the table picked their respective napkins off their laps and gently laid them over the plates of food in front of them.<BR/>ACHOO<BR/>One sneeze was all it took to expell and disperse the mouthful of corn all over the table and the now covered plates.<BR/>Pop cleared his throat and continued to attack his ear of corn; We carefully picked up our corn covered napkins, depositing the expectoration on the table, and continued to eat our lunches.<BR/>Enjoy The Child's food adventures.<BR/>Take pictures.<BR/>Remind The Child later that you possess such pictures. Blackmail is an important "tool" in successful parenting.Bill B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07516805711248003541noreply@blogger.com